Bitcoin’s Four Comebacks in 2025: The Year It Silently Thrived
When Bitcoin Couldn’t Catch a Break
2025 was like one of those seasons of your favorite drama where the protagonist seemingly dies, only to come back stronger (and maybe a little more confused) every time. Yes, the crypto world had its share of “Bitcoin is dead” moments, and believe it or not, we had not one, not two, but FOUR melodramatic episodes of cryptocurrency doom!
Let’s unpack the episodes, shall we? Kicking off with a flash crash thanks to some AI drama in January and culminating in an October disaster that made everyone clutch their digital pearls as leveraged positions went kaput, Bitcoin really put on a show. There was also that month-long altcoin chaos which had traders weeping into their keyboards. Counting all the eulogies, Bitcoin managed to rack up more obituaries than your average soap opera character!
The Great Bitcoin Obituary Count
By mid-year, Bitcoin’s death count climbed past 471, a number nobody wanted to witness since *Game of Thrones* ended. Publications eagerly resurrected the term “crypto winter,” which, let’s be real, is like waving the white flag every time the price dips. But hey, while everybody was crying into their cornflakes, something surprising was happening below the surface—crypto infrastructure was on the rise!
Building Despite the Chaos
Stablecoin legislation passed like hotcakes, and ETFs were flooding in with cash like it was the end of a bad reality show. Major regions rolled out actual rulebooks instead of scary threats, making crypto’s foundations stronger than ever, even amidst the chaotic roller coaster of market dips.
Ironically, as Bitcoin kept